While your moderator was on that long break during the holidays, I came across a new term. Well it's not entirely new, but we'll get to that in a bit. But let's get to the question at hand. Have you ever heard of "assturbating?" Sounds interesting doesn't it? Sounds like you, right? Well I first encountered the word (or even the idea) at this blog: http://masturbatingnotacrime.blogspot.com/2009/06/assturbate.html
(Welcome to the blog list by the way).
Well all this time...and your moderator had never cum across this term before! (Can you imagine?) But now having learned it, I like a lot. The word just sounds great doesn't it? So maybe you should take a toy out and give it a try. Early on I referred to it just like this gentleman...
Well all this time...and your moderator had never cum across this term before! (Can you imagine?) But now having learned it, I like a lot. The word just sounds great doesn't it? So maybe you should take a toy out and give it a try. Early on I referred to it just like this gentleman...
Anal Masturbation
So then I check in with the Urban Dictionary for the active term-"assturbating:" http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=assturbating
And what do we have here? (Just love how they include examples)
" 1. assturbating-The act of anal masturbation using either a finger or another tool. e.g Alyssa was assturbating during English class today. "
by UDadder194 Nov 25, 2009
" 2. assturbating-Masturbating by fingering your anus.
e. g., Jack: Dude, I so got laid last night!
Jim: What happened?
Jack: Well, I was at a party, and I walked into a room and I caught Lisa assturbating. So I asked her if I could join and we totally got it on!"
by Vinchenzonaughti Mar 3, 2008
" 3. assturbating-Its where the male figure fingers his butt hole in an erotic manner until spooky white juice erects from his peepee hole. e.g. Leland was exquisitely assturbating while watching brittney spears's new music video!"
by b to the r a d Mar 6, 2009
Ooops! Your not interested in reading about it? Maybe a visual example would work better here. Give this one a try...starts with some very nice "assturbating."
And the term "assturbate" has apparently been popular since early in this century.
I'll let you check that one out for yourself.
(Good for him, right?)
So the next time that you get the urge to do this....
So the next time that you get the urge to do this....
or this...
(No sound on this clip, but the message is clear!)
It's okay...Take your time....Take a breath....Enjoy Yourself....Now you know....
You love yourself enough to assturbate. It should feel good. It should feel really good.
Play safe & Enjoy!
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